These days, it seems like everyone and their mother makes a packer. Well, now that I think about it, it would be really cool if my mom made packers. Anyhow, this lovely packer from the folks at Doc Johnson is soft-and-squishy in a Mr Limpy kinda way and it comes in a couple of colours. It isn't too huge, but definitely makes an impression. Works in all of yer usual packing straps.
Specifications for Doc Johnson Heavy Packer
Made of Elastomer
Made in USA